Person 1; I'm out of work, but I'm not stressed about it because my wife is a pharmacist and she brings home Thebacon.
Only later did I find out that Thebacon is the common name for Dihydrocodine Enol Acetate, a synthetic opioid similar to Vicodin.
{{Title text: Normally pronounced 'THEH-buh-kon', I assume.}}
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